Sometimes I think the best reason to have a blog is to see what sorts of things people search for. I told you before about being tickled by the search for "my brother picking friend nose" but here are two more recent lists:
I wish I could offer more insight as to how to be interested in a girl's life without being nosy. Ask questions! But don't read the texts on her phone.
This list is a whirlwind! Barely pregnant to interspecies friends playing with childhood toys, to those manure girls again (I'm starting to get too creeped out to google them), to monkey balls nut--so many smell possibilities--to what must be among the finest ways to end any list or evening: sharing a beer with Tim Riggins.